Are you joking? Who the fuck has a pet chimp, who is actually like a human and watches youtube when he's bored...
I'll tell you who: a sad lonely lady in America. Travis was her only companion. She said Travis:
"couldn't have been more my son than if I gave birth to him"WHAT THE FUCK
Travis was like a jealous bf and didn't like her spending so much time with
her friends. Travis got mad one day and took matters into his own hairy
hands.
"Don Mecca, a family friend from Colchester, New York, said Ms Herold fed the
chimp steak, lobster, ice-cream and Italian food. Travis brushed his teeth with
a dental water jet, logged on to a computer to look at photos and channel-surfed
television with the remote control."
"Colleen McCann, a primatologist at the Bronx Zoo, said chimpanzees were
unpredictable and dangerous even after living among humans for years."
No shit bro. I could have told you that and the closest i've ever been to primates is like... far away.
What sucks is that Ms Herold actually tried to kill her beloved pet with a knife, stabbing him repeatedly to try and stop him from tearing the limbs off her friend. Traumatic. Ms Herold probably didn't realise that her stabby rip stab stabs were aggravating the chimp even more.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10557625&pnum=2
I shake my head at you Ms Herold. Shake. My. Head.
Yours in disapproval
T
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